More overheard today...

Student: "So, like, Beowulf is, like, the, like, hero, because he, like, is, like, honorable..."
Me: "Whoa. I'm cutting you off of 'likes.' One 'like' per comment."
Brief pause.
Student: "That's, like, hard."
Me: "My point exactly. And that was your one 'like.'"