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Teaching English at a private Catholic high school; juggling the demands of home, family, and a dog; being married to the greatest man in the world; and still finding time to sing and dance...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Overheard in class today...

Student 1: Did Beowulf have a father?*

Student 2: No, he was spawned out of awesome.

Student 3: If Hardcore and Awesome spawned a child, it would be Beowulf.

Beowulf as Chuck Norris?

*He does, in fact, have a father: Ecgtheow, who has died.
Posted by Scherza at Wednesday, September 15, 2010

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